The Colony of Kinya is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 440 million Kinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libiyu. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The all-consuming Kinyan economy, worth 43.5 trillion Pins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,796 Pins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime is totally unknown. Kinya's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kinya is ranked 67,465^th in the world and 1,206^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,235.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.