The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 50 million Egyptians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The all-consuming Egyptian economy, worth 4.35 trillion Piastreses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,964 Piastreses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,492 per year while the poor average 19,565, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, dessert dishes make up the Egyptian breakfast menu, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khedivate-of-Egypt's national animal is the Desert Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khedivate-of-Egypt is ranked 81,393^rd in the world and 1,876^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,025.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.