The Benevolent Utopia of Kbedians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kbedi with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.337 billion Kbedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kbedasort. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kbedian economy, worth a remarkable 8,198 trillion Kberis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,454 Kberis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Kbedians, and many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kbedians's national animal is the Kbedas, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kbedianism.

Kbedians is ranked 6,365^th in the world and 11^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Developed, scoring 93.42 on the Human Development Index.