The Dominion of Kavango is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.004 billion Kavangoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kavangoan economy, worth 72.0 trillion Rand a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,682 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kavango's national animal is the Black Rhino, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kavango is ranked 38,603^rd in the world and 181^st in the Outback for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.