Population | 20.301 billion |
Capital | Zoukrani |
Leader | Brotherly Leader Omar Al-Habaji |
Currency | Hajiran Dinar |
Animal | Magpie |
The Great People's Jamahiriyah of Hajirah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brotherly Leader Omar Al-Habaji with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.301 billion Hajirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoukrani. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hajiran economy, worth a remarkable 3,455 trillion Hajiran Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,222 Hajiran Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajirah's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Hajirah is ranked 1,138th in the world and 4th in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 166.4 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hajirah voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Hajirah voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Hajirah was endorsed by The Allied States of Russia Ukraine and Belarus.
- : Hajirah voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Hajirah voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Hajirah voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Hajirah voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Hajirah voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Hajirah voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Hajirah lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Sordica, Heroica, Makatia, Rowaklia, Moskovalkia, Akilehan, and Russia Ukraine and Belarus.