The Great People's Jamahiriyah of Hajirah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brotherly Leader Omar Al-Habaji with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.553 billion Hajirans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoukrani. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hajiran economy, worth a remarkable 4,325 trillion Hajiran Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,284 Hajiran Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajirah's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hajirah is ranked 3,290^th in the world and 4^th in New Warsaw Pact for Nicest Citizens, with 56.86 average smiles per day.