The Wanagiyata of Akilehan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Minnie Hollow Wood with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 32.646 billion Akilehanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ateyapi. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akilehanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion Santees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,432 Santees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors. Crime is totally unknown. Akilehan's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ghost Dance.

Akilehan is ranked 54,016^th in the world and 24^th in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Average Incomes, with 111,432.37 Standard Monetary Units.