The Royal Council of Moskovalkia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Moskovo VI with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.709 billion Moskovalkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskovopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moskovalkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,093 trillion Moskovo Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 224,309 Moskovo Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Moskovalkia has found 1 easter egg), and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moskovalkia's national animal is the Put-in Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moskovaanity.

Moskovalkia is ranked 3,858^th in the world and 6^th in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 96.63 Effective Tax Rate.