The Republic of Heroica is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.83 billion Heroicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cicero. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Heroican economy, worth a remarkable 8,458 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,267 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heroica's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Heroica is ranked 332,301^st in the world and 53^rd in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.