The Republic of Heroica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.701 billion Heroicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cicero. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Heroican economy, worth a remarkable 8,398 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,550 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heroica's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Heroica is ranked 242^nd in the world and 1^st in New Warsaw Pact for Most Developed, scoring 99.76 on the Human Development Index.