
| Population | 17.563 billion |
| Capital | Republica |
| Leader | Representative Robert Johnson |
| Faith | Reeganism |
| Currency | Republican Digicoin |
| Animal | Skunk |
The Corporatocratic Republic of The Republican Federation is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Representative Robert Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.563 billion Federal Citizens enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Federal economy, worth a remarkable 3,657 trillion Republican Digicoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 208,263 Republican Digicoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,209,447 per year while the poor average 16,992, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.
Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, nothing is as sacred as fermented soybean paste, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Republican Federation's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reeganism.
The Republican Federation is ranked 71,715th in the world and 13th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,151.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 4 »
Sordica,
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Novkostroyka, and
Moskovalkia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Republican Federation, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots.
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The Republican Federation, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
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The Republican Federation, nothing is as sacred as fermented soybean paste.
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The Republican Federation, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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The Republican Federation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
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The Republican Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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The Republican Federation, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
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The Republican Federation, baby formula has some strange packaging.
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The Republican Federation, the free market's hand is quite visible.
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The Republican Federation, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot.




























































