The Reborn States of Karnea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Masacon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.596 billion Karneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnopolisian. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Karnean economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Karns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,824 Karns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Karneans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karnea's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No National Religion.

Karnea is ranked 1,857^th in the world and 37^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 149.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.