The Dictatorship of German Tyrane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.682 billion German Tyraneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TyraneoSaurous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient German Tyranean economy, worth 427 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,326 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and slaves aren't half the men they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Tyrane's national animal is the German dreadnognt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Isaitianity.

German Tyrane is ranked 99,560^th in the world and 523^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,570.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.