The Free Republic of Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the King of Urbino with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.126 billion Nova Crna Gora na Sardinijians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The all-consuming Nova Crna Gora na Sardinijian economy, worth 50.8 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,133 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Montenegrin Orthodoxy.

Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji is ranked 182,002^nd in the world and 1,154^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 55.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.