The New Republic of Dipretorian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Plorius with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.605 billion Dipretors enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsmeade. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dipretorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,051 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, the media seems excessively interested in what Plorius is wearing this season, and burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dipretorian's national animal is the flying bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmere.

Dipretorian is ranked 24,262^nd in the world and 357^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 111.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.