The Federation of Javlardina is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zavijer Nyberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 929 million Javlardinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nøvi-Pireneiz. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Javlardinan economy, worth 69.4 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,757 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, the government is spending billions of taxpayer dollars to support "struggling" industries, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javlardina's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Javlardina is ranked 5,311^th in the world and 57^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,825.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.