The Mischief of Gob Gob is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gib-Gob with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.915 billion gobs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the big den. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gobic economy, worth 195 trillion Gibs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,963 Gibs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, meat-eating is frowned upon, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Gib-Gob wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gob Gob's national animal is the Bun, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gob Gob is ranked 288,843^rd in the world and 172^nd in Wintreath for Largest Black Market, with 43.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.