Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,717thFattest Citizens: 1,976thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,441st
The Corporate Megastate of
Father Knows Best State
HUMAN RIGHTS!? BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PROFITS!?!?!?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Frestatia

Population2.469 billion

CapitalDistretto Governativo
LeaderZatros Kayro
FaithThe Cult of Capitalism

CurrencyLibera
AnimalRattlesnake

The Corporate Megastate of Frestatia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zatros Kayro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.469 billion Frestatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Distretto Governativo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Frestatian economy, worth 407 trillion Liberas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,056 Liberas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 926,368 per year while the poor average 14,562, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, cities are engulfed by smog, Zatros Kayro can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and a the Rejected Realms Tourist Association survey has rated Frestatia #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Frestatia's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Capitalism.

Frestatia is ranked 89,684th in the world and 2,054th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,702.3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,717thFattest Citizens: 1,976thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,441stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,808thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,994thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,123rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,133rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,358thLargest Retail Industry: 4,540thMost Avoided: 4,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,601stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,568thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,741stLargest Insurance Industry: 10,049thMost Influential: 10,676thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,772ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,968thMost Armed: 17,706thHighest Average Incomes: 17,734thMost Efficient Economies: 17,741stMost Patriotic: 18,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,645thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,636thLargest Mining Sector: 28,197th
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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 71st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 117th in the regionMost Avoided: 120th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 176th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 322nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 330th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 419th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 452nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 473rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 482nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionMost Patriotic: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 589th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frestatia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Frestatia, a the Rejected Realms Tourist Association survey has rated Frestatia #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Frestatia, Zatros Kayro can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Frestatia, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Frestatia, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Frestatia, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Frestatia was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
  • : Frestatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Frestatia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Frestatia was endorsed by The Free Land of ECC Norway.

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