The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by E Dogg with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.991 billion Eisterians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 5,640 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,197 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime is well under control. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 310,862^nd in the world and 395^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -39.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.