The Republic of Eesta is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10 million Eestans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Eestan economy, worth 337 billion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,790 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eesta's national animal is the Eestan Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eesta is ranked 106,062^nd in the world and 29^th in Ridgefield for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.07 law-abiding acts per hour.