The People's Republic of Eastern Ivoight is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 544 million Ivoightinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ivoightian economy, worth 48.4 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 89,053 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Ivoight's national animal is the northern mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Ivoight is ranked 184,405^th in the world and 267^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 269.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.