The Republic of Crestor is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 129 million Crestorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Crestorian economy, worth 4.58 trillion Krons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,488 Krons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, Phoenix sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crestor's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Crestor is ranked 64,227^th in the world and 1,426^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 97.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.