The Republic of Calinania is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.161 billion Calinanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portum Pacis. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Calinanian economy, worth 97.9 trillion Horns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,338 Horns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calinania's national animal is the Dik-dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calinania is ranked 14,277^th in the world and 177^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,239.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.