The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Jane Fisher with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.745 billion Cachard Calians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbiana. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cachard Calian economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion gaylis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,571 gaylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cachard Calia's national animal is the Queer Democratic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Cachard Calia is ranked 326,368^th in the world and 61^st in Gay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.