The Kingdom of Ubani is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jeh with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.633 billion Ubanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Koci. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ubanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,568 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, King Jeh has more friends than ever before, homophobia is off the menu, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubani's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ubani is ranked 324,842^nd in the world and 73^rd in Gay for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.