The Rightly Guided Jamahuriyeh of Lysheim is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amal Ayad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.888 billion Lyshians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bei'mujd. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lysheimian economy, worth a remarkable 4,398 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 260,451 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children with trilobite collections are drafted into the 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus' division, replacement organs are grown in vats, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown. Lysheim's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Lysheim is ranked 47,585^th in the world and 17^th in Gay for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.