The Democratic Republic of Tosler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Liam Ossoff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.391 billion Toslerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Toslerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,152 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,936 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Tosler's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Tosler is ranked 1,830^th in the world and 9^th in Gay for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,755.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.