The Free Land of Seatip is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.461 billion Seatipians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yyrinaz. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Seatipian economy, worth 60.9 trillion uryeiis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,665 uryeiis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seatip's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seatip is ranked 222,317^th in the world and 46^th in Gay for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 361.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.