The The Revived nation of Bobki is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob Kedelb with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.318 billion Bobkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brownowa. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bobkian economy, worth 326 trillion Bobies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,498 Bobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobki's national animal is the Bob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dibbler.

Bobki is ranked 274,056^th in the world and 3,541^st in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -271.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.