The Blauer Reichsadler of Lemsrow is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Matthew W Conaughtsby with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.224 billion Lemsrownians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavinkstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 251,570 Pecratian Illocos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneers have more rights than the average citizen, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactianism.

Lemsrow is ranked 2,322^nd in the world and 92^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 68.75 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.