The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.887 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 466 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,574 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Texaska, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 9,586^th in the world and 470^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,632.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.