The World of Simone Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.429 billion Simonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 391,254 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,707,061 per year while the poor average 56,665, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 9,610^th in the world and 471^st in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,628.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.