The Blaumond und Reichsadler of Lemsrow is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Blue Moon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.368 billion Lemsrownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavinkstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth a remarkable 3,361 trillion Peßcants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 271,815 Peßcants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of The Blue Moon sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, there are no more heroes any more, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Cosmos Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactic Societies.

Lemsrow is ranked 989^th in the world and 1^st in Trica for Most Developed, scoring 98.6 on the Human Development Index.