The Blaumond und Reichsadler of Lemsrow is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Blue Moon with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.228 billion Lemsrownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavinkstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth a remarkable 3,322 trillion Peßcants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 271,740 Peßcants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation excels at displacement, the LBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, skateparks can be found in every city, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Cosmos Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactic Societies.

Lemsrow is ranked 325,138^th in the world and 61^st in Trica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.