
| Population | 3.717 billion |
| Capital | Fieldslands |
| Leader | Mammalmind |
| Faith | Catholic-Mammalism |
| Currency | kiola |
| Animal | mammal |
The Statistical Empire of K16 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mammalmind with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.717 billion Kisasans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fieldslands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.
The frighteningly efficient K16ian economy, worth 743 trillion kiolas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 199,871 kiolas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 696,426 per year while the poor average 41,764, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, you're only as old as you feel, and juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. K16's national animal is the mammal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic-Mammalism.
K16 is ranked 72,864th in the world and 19th in Trica for Highest Poor Incomes, with 41,764.15 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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K16, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts.
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K16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
K16, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in
K16, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
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K16 adopted General Assembly Resolution #2 "National Sovereignty".
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K16 adopted General Assembly Resolution #18 "International Measurement Equivalence".
- : Following new legislation in
K16, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
- : Following new legislation in
K16, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in
K16, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
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K16 was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".


























































