The Democratic Republic of Beimin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Him with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.358 billion Beiminians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinjing. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The strong Beiminian economy, worth 174 trillion Zhis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,144 Zhis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the well-to-do in Horizon are never on time for important appointments, prisons in Beimin are the summer homes of murderers, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beimin's national animal is the baguettes, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is hi.

Beimin is ranked 288,368^th in the world and 744^th in Horizon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.