The Nya of MLGDoggoland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 18.439 billion MLGDoggolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggoville. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MLGDoggolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,360 trillion DoggoCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,270 DoggoCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, the Doggoville Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, and endangered species are effective hostages against the MLGDoggolandian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDoggoland's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDoggoland is ranked 302,572^nd in the world and 819^th in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.