Governor: Marquis de Lafayette
WA Delegate: None.
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Embassies: United Empire of Islam.
Tags: Featured, Governorless, and Small.
United States contains 10 nations, the 1,704th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in United States
The following governments spend the greatest amounts on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment.
As a region, United States is ranked 4,346th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions- | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Holland-Bravo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Rule With an Iron Fist” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Statesandlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “United We Stand. Divided We Fall.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Unbuu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “moneymoneymoney” | |
| 5. |  The Person of Vrbo | Father Knows Best State | “จงเรียนรู้จากความเจ็บปวด.” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Hillary Clinton | Moralistic Democracy | “In Service to a Nation” | |
| 7. |  The Monkeys keep coming out of Juxtapositions | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Your hand placement is uncomfortable” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Delores | New York Times Democracy | “Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world” | |
| 9. |  The Jamboree of Boy Scout | Corporate Police State | “Be prepared” | |
| 10. |  The Privatized Commonwealth of Corporate Infidels | Corporate Bordello | “Profit is Progress : Consumption is Freedom.” |
Regional Happenings
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The Confederacy of The Southern Dixies departed this region for The Southern Dixies.
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The Featured Region Follower of Mystris Travels Express departed this region for Cataclyst Order.
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The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits departed this region for Brainrot.
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The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express departed this region for You Grabia.
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The Republic of Travelling Whaddup Reddit departed this region for You Grabia.
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The Incorporated States of VTubers and Anime Featured Express departed this region for You Grabia.
United States Regional Message Board
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I'm unfortunately sorry everybody, I want to be active again as much as possible, but school just never lets me be active much.
I really want to cut back from what I used to do...
(no I'm not retiring from my featuring puppet, but I want to scale back from what I used to do because of motivation)
We preciate you o7
Rising tensions in the Middle East have pushed oil prices close to $100 a barrel, causing renewed concern among American motorists. Americans have responded by carefully reconsidering fuel consumption before purchasing another exceptionally large vehicle. French economists describe this as the traditional American conservation cycle. A very large hippo consumes no gasoline whatsoever, although French scientists emphasize that this should not be interpreted as an endorsement of hippo-based transportation.
President Trump has proposed renaming New Mexico “New America,” continuing the American tradition of solving complicated problems by changing the words on the sign. French historians have expressed some concern, noting that the name New Mexico predates the United States and that Americans may eventually discover this. The Early French, who had been living there considerably longer, declined to comment, having already survived several previous American improvements to geography..
Americans have closed the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, marking an important advance in the American approach to preserving culture by preventing anyone from experiencing it. French officials initially offered to send musicians, actors, and artists to help, but were informed that the immediate problem involved finding somewhere to put the President's name. French historians have classified this as a uniquely American art form.
Major American television networks have stopped providing pooled coverage of President Trump after several news organizations were banned from the White House. Trump declared the reduced coverage a victory over fake news, finally discovering that unfavorable reporting becomes much easier to tolerate when reporters are not allowed in the room. French journalists expressed concern until the French Monkeys explained that American freedom of the press remains completely protected, provided the press has the good manners not to use it.
President Trump continues to assure Americans that prices are going down. Americans have welcomed the news and are patiently waiting for grocery stores to be informed. French economists initially suspected a translation error, but eventually concluded that in American politics, prices can fall without becoming any cheaper. The French Monkeys have requested additional crayons before attempting to explain this.
President Trump recently suggested that Iran could “take out” Los Angeles or San Diego, apparently discovering that defending the United States becomes much easier if you simply reduce the amount of United States requiring defense. French military experts praised the efficiency of the strategy before gently pointing out that allowing the enemy to destroy your own cities was not, traditionally, how winning worked.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced that an upcoming military execution will be livestreamed, finally combining two of America's most successful industries: violence and television. French officials were surprised, having assumed public executions were one of those historical traditions civilization had agreed not to bring back. Americans were assured that the broadcast was intended to demonstrate serious consequences. French historians quietly noted that this was also what public executions were for the first time.
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