The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions- is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.91 billion -Too ManyOptions-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -Too ManyOptions-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,483 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws, and umbrellas are back in fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Too ManyOptions-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

-Too ManyOptions- is ranked 303,632^nd in the world and 9^th in United States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 66.52 percentage of bribes refused.