The Federal Socialist Republic of Neopie is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.117 billion Neopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,008 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 330,042 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, N-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 1,055^th in the world and 40^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,321.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.