| Population | 21.772 billion |
| Capital | Vacant Lot |
| Leader | Yakko Warner |
| Faith | $6 SRIMP SPECIAL |
| Currency | Nil |
| Animal | Stallion |
The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.772 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,890 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.
Cinnibar is ranked 16,540th in the world and 441st in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,853.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cinnibar was endorsed by 
The Matriarchy of Mon Iphaps Islands.
- : Cinnibar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Cinnibar was endorsed by
The Community of Hikki.
- : Cinnibar was endorsed by Boylover.
- : Cinnibar was endorsed by
The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Cinnibar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Cinnibar was endorsed by
The Empire of Comfed.
- : Cinnibar was endorsed by
The United Republican Federation of Mortionia.
- : Cinnibar was endorsed by
The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Cinnibar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Food Quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 308 » 
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Fengate, 
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Antiyard, 
Panama Coalition, 
Ham Federation, 
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