The Gònghéguó of Tanbearia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.852 billion Tanbearis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xi'an. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tanbeari economy, worth 413 trillion Gold yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,955 Gold yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it, the true length of the coastline of Tanbearia may never be measured, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanbearia's national animal is the Qīnglóng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mínsú zōngjiào.

Tanbearia is ranked 155,815^th in the world and 3,350^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 337.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.