The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.361 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 203,151 Glorified Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, The Void's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and The Void is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 5,065^th in the world and 199^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,052.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.