The Republic of Galychia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jerzy Górka with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.676 billion Galicians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cracowo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Galychian economy, worth 236 trillion Galician zloties a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,382 Galician zloties, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

President Jerzy Górka shot first, the roundel of the Galychian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Galychia's national animal is the jackdaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Galychia is ranked 276,258^th in the world and 1,391^st in Europe for Safest, scoring 7.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.