The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.2 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,194 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 16,650^th in the world and 283^rd in Europe for Safest, scoring 115.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.