The Authoritarian Empire of Wamia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roi Wamiana with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.566 billion Wamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willisopholis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wamian economy, worth 684 trillion Wamian Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 191,828 Wamian Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 859,373 per year while the poor average 26,510, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wamia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wamian Catholicism.

Wamia is ranked 10,030^th in the world and 204^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 121.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.