The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.089 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,439 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,157 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Wake of Lee's bedroom, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 559^th in the world and 9^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 29,414.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.