The Union of Lunma Un is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tenahsh with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.954 billion Lunma Unians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunma Unian economy, worth 501 trillion Lumns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,854 Lumns, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunma Un's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lunma Un is ranked 13,860^th in the world and 313^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,601.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.