The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.654 billion FrankieManians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 381 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,735 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 34,816^th in the world and 703^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,782.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.