The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Definitely toby wrote:

A lot of things. Sometimes it means "how it's shown" and other times it means "how it actually happened". Other times it's "what the people know" and "what the people don't know.

But usually it means "how it actually happened"

~The pile of papers hums in that way people do sometimes.~

I have never heard it to be used that way before.

~A paper slips out, detached from what one could reasonably assume was at one point a dictionary. On it reads:

Chronological: (of a record of events) starting with the earliest and following the order in which they occurred.

"the entries are in chronological order"

Further defined as:

calculated in terms of the passage of time rather than some other criterion.~

This is my personal understanding of the word.

Zombie ducks wrote:

Which one?

The desert in the sky

Definitely toby wrote:

As a writer, the word is both immuniating and mentally demolishing.

~The parchment shifts.~

I am not aware of the meaning behind the word "immuniating", but I think I may be able to garner the overall message.

Definitely toby wrote:

Yeah! That's where we are this time. Maybe tomorrow we'll be in a snowy biome

It was in 9th grade biology probably idk

I honestly cannot imagine what biology term you believed that to be and I am further confused by its' use in your sentence now. But alas, confusion is to be human I suppose.

Brocklandia wrote:

~A pile of papers sigh in relief seeing an employee.~

Could I get, perhaps your least toxic root beer please?

A student wrote:

~A pile of papers sigh in relief seeing an employee.~

Could I get, perhaps your least toxic root beer please?

We actually have a fountain, it's fairly non-toxic.

Motions to a corner where the fountain glitters and puts a mug on the counter.

Feel free to slake your thirst.

Definitely toby wrote:

Yeah! That's where we are this time. Maybe tomorrow we'll be in a snowy biome

Did someone call me?

Definitely toby wrote:

lies on the beams

I don't care about the monsters. Or the living reaper. Or the grim reaper.

I'M SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT! Not tying myself there. That was dumb. I'll just....

Float if I fall this time

[Takes a thread of hair]
[Flys away with, into the impenetrable Bird House]

Definitely toby wrote:

moves in sleep

[Ties hair thread to a voodoo doll-] ["accidently" drops it outside into the busy Bar] [completely loses sight of it. Shrugs and goes to watch the funny bird tv channel]

A small keg of beer rolls suspiciously out of the kitchen door, and after a few seconds the spigot pops off; amber liquid spilling frothily over the floor...

Fetches mop and bucket🪣

Brocklandia wrote:

Technically, we're on the corner of every region. We're only on the corner of a desert if we're talking about a desert region.

Can I interest you in our special Tumblin' Tumbleweed Margarita? It's made with fresh tumbleweeds and at least two different people named Margaret. Yum!

*Sets a suspicious-looking margarita glass on your table*

it looks suspicious so, no.
im good!
besides, regions dont corners

Definitely toby wrote:

The kind of bar where people who haven't had water in a while go

wont you die?
oh yeah i forgot this is a crazy bar

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:

oh yeah i forgot this is a crazy bar

"A bar"? Are you implying that there are OTHER BARS?! MUNDANE, BORING ONES?!?!

How about we start it now?
Um

Poetry contest starts now! The theme is anything you want and the genre is a ballad!

_{(if a certain someone apologizes they get third place on the spot no questions asked)}