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A student wrote:

~A pile of papers sigh in relief seeing an employee.~
Could I get, perhaps your least toxic root beer please?

Least toxic ... Least toxic ... Um ... Ennie-meenie-miney ... Here you go, a randomly selected root beer that statistically runs a one in five hundred chance of being the least toxic one.

Now, drink up, because the odds won't always be that good. The next brand, for example, will have only a one in four hundred and ninety-nine chance of being the least toxic.