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Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Bark bark arf woof eh
*Gives the nice doggy poutine as consolation congratulations for your first place victory

*holds out a small dish*

please. please to have the poutine. so very hungry

Ratfink wrote:*holds out a small dish*
please. please to have the poutine. so very hungry

Sigh.

*Checks to see whether there's more Purina Poutine Flavored Rat Chow in the store room*

All I find is an empty bag with a suspiciously rat-sized hole in the bottom. That's probably just coincidental.

New United Common-lands wrote:Who knows what might happen, after we start mixing drinks??
Our lack of banks means we are unable to afford big expensive orders :P We shall just take the common stuff, and a few expensive brews to impress the guests O.o

Oh hey NUCL, what's up.

Claibornia wrote:Oh hey NUCL, what's up.

just chilling, in my favourite bar on the corner of our region

Fluffy the Alligator wrote:*looks at kitty*

Hiss!

Hey Fluffy! Any relation to our resident Sewer Gators?

Brocklandia wrote:Sigh.

*Checks to see whether there's more Purina Poutine Flavored Rat Chow in the store room*

All I find is an empty bag with a suspiciously rat-sized hole in the bottom. That's probably just coincidental.

Entirely so. 😇

Barkeep! A glass of nectar and a glass of Bajaron wine please.

MegaCorp has a new poll! The CatAstroFiend Returns!

page=poll/p=212165

New United Common-lands wrote:just chilling, in my favourite bar on the corner of our region

You like to go to Melton's Pub too? Oh, wait--you meant this place? I guess it's good to have low standards sometimes.

ZESH wrote:MegaCorp has a new poll! The CatAstroFiend Returns!

Did someone forget to read the sign over the door and now is in danger of having their post suppressed? Quick!--Order something.

    🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂

The Georgeian Empire wrote:Barkeep! A glass of nectar and a glass of Bajaron wine please.

One glass of kudzu nectar*, and one glass of Bajaron wine, whatever that is. It hasn't eaten through the glass yet, so that's a plus, right?

* Yes, kudzu blooms and it's blooming season is going on right now, so the nectar's fresh.

Zombie Rats wrote:Hey Fluffy! Any relation to our resident Sewer Gators?

Hissss!

Snap! Snap!

Brocklandia wrote:Did someone forget to read the sign over the door and now is in danger of having their post suppressed? Quick!--Order something.

    🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂

Oh my circuits! I read the region rules but didn't read that far down the main page, how silly of me!

Bartender! I'll have a glass of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil! Ooh, and a side of silicon chips, though not too many, I'm trying to watch my bytes.

ZESH wrote:Oh my circuits! I read the region rules but didn't read that far down the main page, how silly of me!

Bartender! I'll have a glass of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil! Ooh, and a side of silicon chips, though not too many, I'm trying to watch my bytes.

A metal cup of dark liquid and a bowl of shiny chips are teleported before the customer.

Here you are, suppression crisis averted, enjoy!

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Bark bark arf woof eh
*Gives the nice doggy poutine as consolation congratulations for your first place victory

Arf arf woof! *runs off with the treat*

*The goats get rid of Ducking auto cucumbers*

Zany Zanes wrote:A metal cup of dark liquid and a bowl of shiny chips are teleported before the customer.

Here you are, suppression crisis averted, enjoy!

ZESH's Ambulatory Drone immediately pours the robot oil over her head, the thick black liquid dribbling down into all the nooks and crannies of her head and chassis. Simultaneously she reaches into the bowl of chips, grabs a clawful of them, and messily shoves them into her mouth. She bares her teeth at the bartender in the approximation of a smile, tips him 7,000 MegaCorp credits (which are not exchangeable), and rolls out the door.

Brocklandia wrote:All I find is an empty bag with a suspiciously rat-sized hole in the bottom. That's probably just coincidental.

Oh no! The bar has a rat infestation! Eww gross! Somebody should do something about that...and probably also go to the store and buy more rat chow

Ratfink wrote:Oh no! The bar has a rat infestation!

Really? Between all the regular Rodenta and Zombie Rats running around this place, I hadn't noticed.

Ratfink wrote:Somebody should do something about that...and probably also go to the store and buy more rat chow

It's on back-order at OverpricedConsumerGoods-dot-com*. For now, you'll just have to eat Cheffy's cooking like the rest of us.**

* A wholly owned subsidiary of Acme Products, Inc., makers of fine anvils and rocket-powered roller skates since 1949.
** Which just might take care of the supposed rat infestation too.

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has ended. Feline Masters can declare the winner.

Nooo i missed it again 😭

Brocklandia wrote:...OverpricedConsumerGoods-dot-com*. For now, you'll just have to eat Cheffy's cooking like the rest of us.**

* A wholly owned subsidiary of Acme Products, Inc., makers of fine anvils and rocket-powered roller skates since 1949.
** Which just might take care of the supposed rat infestation too.

▪︎1- It's the 'Acme Corporation' actually.

▪︎2- Whilst I first started advertising their products in 1949, the Acme brand name has been around in film since the 1920s and the Silent Era - eg. the 1920 'Neighbors' with Buster Keaton and the 1922 'Grandma's Boy' with Harold Lloyd.

▪︎3- During the 1920s, the word was commonly used in the names of businesses in order to be listed toward the beginning of alphabetized telephone directories like the Yellow Pages, and implied being the best, because the name 'Acme' comes from the Greek (ἀκμή, English transliteration: akmē), meaning summit, highest point, extremity or peak.

Falls through the trapdoor to The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region with an extended doppler-shifted whistling sound, followed by the distant sound of snapping Sewer Gators...

Flies back up out of trapdoor a moment later looking dishevelled.

I need a Bourbon on the rocks.

Brocklandia wrote:For now, you'll just have to eat Cheffy's cooking like the rest of us

This is a crime against humanity. er, against rodentity? Verminity? Whatever. Fine, I'll eat it...who am I kidding?

Wile E Coyote wrote:I need a Bourbon on the rocks.

*helps Louis XVI up onto a stony outcrop*

Satisfied?

Ratfink wrote:

*helps Louis XVI up onto a stony outcrop*

Satisfied?

Any large boulders in that stony outcrop? No?
Good. I hate large boulders.

Wile E Coyote wrote:Any large boulders in that stony outcrop? No?
Good. I hate large boulders.

ACME pro-tip #17: Using ACME RealPaint™ to paint a hole in the rock will allow you to easily, and painlessly, pass right through it.

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