The United Kingdom of Samosil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felipe ll with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 2.007 billion Samosilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Samosilian economy, worth 164 trillion Samols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,205 Samols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Time flies when you're not having fun, a third of Samosilians are e-certified CEOs, product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samosil is ranked 100,409^th in the world and 66^th in Portugal for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 85.34 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.